You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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