the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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