We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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