And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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