Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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