I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
This baby is an asshole
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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