hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
