Dual....:-)
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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