where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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