A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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