College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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