I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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