Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I have aggressive nipples.
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