it was like eating out sand paper
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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