Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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