I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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