I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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