The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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