he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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