I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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