I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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