i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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