On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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