I heard we made out
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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