question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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