I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
i out mim tonsoeep
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