your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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