your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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