I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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