doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
