my soul wont recognize me after tonight
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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