a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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