so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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