in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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