Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
