And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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