absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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