so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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