yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize