go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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