This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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