i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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