whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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