so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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