just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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