I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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