Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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