Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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