Your face is a jimmy john
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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