anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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