Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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