What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
even my farts smell like vagina
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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