your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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