I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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