i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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