He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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