Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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