i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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